A Simple Matter of Programming

I really thought it was going to be a pocket Mac. It ran OS X, after all. But then Mr. Steve Jobs (who is a lying liar) told us that it wouldn’t be running any third-party software. It really is just an iPod, a phone, and an internet communicator, like he said. But we all know that it’s actually an iPod nano, a Cingular-exclusive phone, and a 2.5G internet communicator. I will be buying the OpenMoko phone instead.